- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Pickles are moist.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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