Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

whats white jizz

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What did the snake say to the rat?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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