- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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