- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

joke under this line wins _________________________

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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