- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Hail Hitler

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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