- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

The lion swallowed his pride.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

race-car = rac-ecar

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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