- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

And you honored it I see :P

What is both bold and brash? Fox

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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