- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Cancer

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

The WNBA

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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