- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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