a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Microwave

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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