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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

Barack Obama is a good president.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Who is John Galt?

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney