- Anti Joke

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

My mum is called Steve

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

my wife out of the kitchen