- Anti Joke

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

A chicken walked into the bar...

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up