Caramel Boing.

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

This is a random Anti joke.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

wanna here a joke? you.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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