What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 9 apps a crashin' 8 megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 12 illegal operations 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Get on the boat.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Where's my baby??

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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girls basketball

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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rent a cops

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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