find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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a black man pays his child support

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Justin Bieber

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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