Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Double-whammy

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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knock knock go away

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Dude man, I'm high...

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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