- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i committed murder

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Read a Book.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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