- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Want to hear a joke? No.

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