Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What do you call an amazing person Good

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

I have a horse.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

taking out the trash... at night

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

you know whats not funny white boards.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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