- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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