How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Japan

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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