- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

I'd like to make a withdraw

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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