A man goes to the potty.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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