Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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