Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Women's Rights

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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