what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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