- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Justin Bieber

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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