- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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