- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Christ is a conspiracy

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Can midgets still have big dreams?

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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