A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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women's rights.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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