mikey is cute

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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