- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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