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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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