name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Gay republicans

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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