Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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TIMMY

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My children are mistakes

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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