- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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