who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Title IX

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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