Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Carlton

This site is hilarious oh wait...

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Your mom.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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