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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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45.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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