A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

A French man gets into a fight

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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