this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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mitt romney

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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The joke below me is retarded

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