Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

knock knock... ...no answer

Get some flipping new jokes people

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Anti Joke

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