Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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