a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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The FCC

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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