- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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