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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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