Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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watch me nae nae

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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