Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Camerons hair is Curly..

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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