What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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