What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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