- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Your Mom

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

A women left the kitchen.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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