What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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think twice or at least think

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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The holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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