What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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