Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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