hola said the chinese man

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Anti Joke

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