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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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