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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What's the new green? Green

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

there was once a jew

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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